First comes love, then comes marriage, then comes the baby in the baby carriage. But what carriage should we get? And where should the baby sleep? Do we use cloth or disposable diapers? We are two Brooklyn parents-to-be trying to figure it out how to fit three people in our one+ bedroom, third floor apartment without breaking the bank or losing our minds. Everyone thinks we are crazy, and they might be right. E is a recovering architect turned designer, M is a aspiring sculptor working in IT.